DAVID HASSELHOFF ALLOWED TO COLLECT TREASURED POSESSIONS

A US Judge has ruled that David Hasselhoff should be allowed to return briefly to the home he shared with ex-wife Pamela Bach, but only to collect certain of his prized and valuable items. The only aspect of this story which is truly newsworthy is that fact that TMZ has a copy of the court documents which list the actual beloved items which David can collect, as he simply can't go on living without them anymore.

Red shorts? Electric razor? Bottles of vodka? No, it seems that David has a passion for the continent of Africa, and in particular he enjoys being surrounded by dead animals on the 'endangered species' list.

So, when the furniture van pulls up this afternoon, here's a condensed list of items which will be taken from David Hasselhoff's 'African Room' (which sounds like a whole documentary in itself).

• An ivory tusk
• An elephant foot and two elephant stools
• An African pipe
• A green elephant
• A dolphin
• A boy with horn

David can also pick up his weights, a piano, Ted Williams memorabilia, an antique barber's chair, recording equipment and, oh yes, a "French maid."

The Hoff gets his other stuff as well. Check it out in the legal documents.

(Source: holymoly.co.uk, TMZ)