Tom Cruise is the New Jesus-Equivalent Scientology Deity

Andrew Morton will have to start looking over his shoulder when he goes out in public from now on. The scientologists and their short man syndrome ridden leader are on the war path. Morton has written a biography diving into the dark roots of Tom Cruise and Scientology.

Cruise is the wingman for the "religion" of Scientology. To me, if Hubbard was the Batman of Xenu, then Tom is Robin. No one is really surprised by that....we all know Katie has been replaced with a Scientologist version of a Stepford Wife. Morton goes above and beyond the standard accusations in his "unapproved biography." The book hits American bookshelves on Jan. 15th. In the tell-all Andrew goes into several accusations:

• Daughter by Katie Holmes "conceived like Rosemary's Baby"
• Nicole Kidman "feared blackmail" over sex tapes made with Scientologists
• Scientologists "planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through"
• Cruise's next mission is to recruit David Beckham
• Penelope Cruz escaped the clutches of the "religion" with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families

It probably isn't too far from the truth, but the weird-sh*t-o-meter is tipped when Morton states that David Miscavige, a Scientology bigwig, plans every move of Tom's life. David is said to have gone on the honeymoon with Tom and Katie. I am guessing he handed out pointers or tossed flower petals over them as they mated in some sort of "Coneheads" fashion.

After wooing Cruise into the religion he has been programmed to be the new idol for the church. The accused cult is also partly responsible for the end of his marriage to Kidman. Tapes with details of their sex life were used as blackmail to keep her quite about the seedy underbelly of the world of Scientology.

(Source: gone hollywood)