Velveeta Announces New Cheese Scented Nail Polish For The Junk Food Addict In You

CHICAGO, IL - JANUARY 08: In this photo illustration, Velveeta cheese is shown on January 8, 2014 in Chicago, Illinois. Kraft Foods, the maker of Velveeta, says there is a shortage of the cheese product in some areas. (Photo Illustration by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Kraft Foods Warns Of Possible Velveeta Shortage CHICAGO, IL - JANUARY 08: In this photo illustration, Velveeta cheese is shown on January 8, 2014 in Chicago, Illinois. Kraft Foods, the maker of Velveeta, says there is a shortage of the cheese product in some areas. (Photo Illustration by Scott Olson/Getty Images) (Scott Olson/Getty Images)

By Ethan

Yep, you really just read that. A company called Nails.Inc is selling a new Velveeta scented nail polish. Because I guess someone out there just couldn’t get enough cheese flavored sauce like substance in their day. I don’t see this being good for nail biters, though. Or, really, anyone. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing then you just go ahead and do you.